President Bush Humiliates World at Volleyball, Flirting with Cute Chicks

President Bush is back! After a short hiatus where he let Barack Obama conduct his foreign policy for a month or two, the President is back and better than ever, playing volleyball and supporting the troops- and athletes- in Beijing. Despite the increasingly rocky relationship with President Hu Jintao and the Chinese government, both parties have set all politics aside for one of the most beautiful global traditions in human history- the Olympics.

President Bush, who plays volleyball better than many Olympians from minor countries, went to practice with dominant US beach volleyball team Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh. He also appeared to have a little fun recalling his days as a frat boy, flirting with the team before moving on to visit athletes in other sports that, unfortunately for him, have more conservative uniforms. Today was an exercise in Bush nostalgia, as the harsh reality that President Bush will not be in office this time next year sets in, and, as every media outlet in the country has reported, Barack Obama is not funny. WE WILL MISS YOU, MR. PRESIDENT! GO USA!